Tough As Her
We Do This For Fun. They Do This For Survival.
Lumber Jack Walk
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll have a team to help you carry a log half a mile.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll do it alone for many miles.
To make it tougher, she’ll do it on an empty stomach.
Twinkle Toes
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll risk getting wet and cold as you try to cross.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll risk drowning just to get to school.
Berlin Walls
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll help your friend climb up a 12′ wall.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll climb up 30′ into a tree trying to find fruit to feed your family.
Electro-Shock
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll use electricity as an obstacle because it’s a cheap commodity.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll use a candle to read a book at night because electricity isn’t an affordable luxury.
Fire Walker
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll face your fears and suffer the heat with a bit of smoke.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll face the smoke and heat in a room with poor ventilation and hope that you have enough food to feed your children more than once a day.
Hanging Tough
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll do your best to hang on because you’ll get dirty if you fall.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll have no other option.
Mud Mile
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll climb through the mud mile for fun.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll do this as a commute.
Boa Constrictor
If you’re a ToughMudder, you’ll go through dark, wet tunnels hoping you don’t have claustrophobia.
If you’re Tough As Her, you’ll go into a dark pit looking for water you need to survive, hoping that the hole won’t collapse on you and that snakes haven’t found their way in.
